What is Management - Part 2 (Humour)

One of the Chain mails but worth revision:

A Professor at one of the IIM’s (Indian Institute of Management)
was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” - *That’s Direct Marketing.*

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
“He’s very rich, marry him.” - *That’s Advertising.*

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very
rich. Marry me.” - *That’s Telemarketing.*

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you
open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - *That’s Public Relations.*

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:
“You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?” - *That’s Brand Recognition.*

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I
am very rich. Marry me! “She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.”- *That’s Customer Feedback*

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.-
*That’s demand and supply gap*

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will
you marry me?” and she goes with him. -* That’s competition eating into your market
share*
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - *That’s restriction for entering new markets or Regulatory Markets*